by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post procrastination, relatable, workMe at work this week trying to remember what it is | do
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post (opeceulie One time | saw Samuel L. Jackson at an airport and he saw me and my cousin hovering around trying to the courage to ask him for a photo and then he came over to us and said “Y’all motherfus ers want a photo?” And it was everything gain
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post REC Well; it $ Soros-funded, pre-election riot season ~again.
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post When you’re autistic and trying to flirt with someone who is also autistic an approaching you with romantic intent
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post kewlshrek @kewlshrek The human body is incredible It’s 66 like oh, you ‘re stressed and sad? 99 Here, enjoy this acne
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Tell me the truth: Are you talking to other girls? Obviously not, only with you: Photo Did you know that Jocelyn; the other one youre talking to,is my fake account: You see. told you I only talk to you: Send message
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post (( When someone says, ‘re too young to have this many injuries” It’s not the years, honey: It’s the mileage. ‘you 1
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Chiquita (Chiquita} @ChiquitaBrands We’ve just overthrown the government of Brazil: 11.52 AM Nov 10, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 1506 0 677 167 Chiquita (Chiquita @Chiquita We apologize to those who have been served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account: We have not overthrown a government since 1954. 02.15 PM Nov 10, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 16 0 14 8
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Steven Fiorentino @SteveF289 My Italian Grandfather barely speaks English; but I can tell he’s upset that won’t come over and have a beer with him: Grandpa already told you; Im doing January What is again? Tm not drinking alcohol for the entire month of January no under stand January already miserable month Why you make it worse for both of us? Dry
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Who remembers when Pixar had blooper reels in movies @Lythero used to laugh at these asa kid only for friends to say “Why are you laughing? These bloopers are fake:’ Girl the whole movie is fake you’re watching a cartoon:
