by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post headache, relatable, twitterRon Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing; like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3.35 PM 2021-05-03 Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy 66 UPS Attempted Delivery”: The driver blew past your house at 80 mph, made no attempt to stop, and marked you as “not home_ Please let us know when you’d like us to attempt not delivering your package again.
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post DannyX If you wear glasses we expect a lot from you academically Boy Wonder failed an eye test where the answers are infront of me: You’re misplacing expectations your
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post STAY OFE THE TRACKS THEY ARE ONLY FOR TRAINS IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOURE NOT A TRAIN Express Blind People Mavbe ! am a Train
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder’s version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die edpanda com
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post Adam Sandler, friendship, Rob SchneiderRob Schneider says Adam Sandler has called him every week for the last 30 years: “There’s not been a week in 30 years where he doesn’t check in on me_ dtb; Aaron @bowling23 We all need a friend like Adam
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post M card just got declined while buying a homeless guy a McChicken: That MF laughed at me and said, “Sit out here with me, someone’s gonna come MI through for US My
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post MORPHEUS: They’re coming for you; Neo: / can guide you; but you must do exactly as [ say: Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street: Purchase 5 Amazon gift cards at $200 each: Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post hannibalatemyheart Follow v 6 just-shower-thoughts If you die while making food in a slow cooker; whoever finds your will have a nice warm meal waiting for them: keepcalmandcarrieunderwood can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker electrarhodes Hannibal Lecter off this post. 106,110 notes 0 ? body They too get
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post AskReddit 21h 2 0 3 NSFW What’s really fucked up but we are pretty much ok with? 4.7k 4.2k Share The garbage pile the size of France floating around in the ocean Reply 1.2k Sh 0 10 Awards That’$ just france
