by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Laura Marie The people at the doctor’s office just tried to reassure me that my son isn’t the worst kid they’ve ever seen by telling me a story about the time a kid yanked a banner down from the ceiling: What didn’t realize was it was a about my kid: they story
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post when the alphabet boys kick down your door and immediately shoot your taxidermy that’s stuffed with 176 pounds of tannerite You fool you fell victim t0 one oftheclassic blunders dog
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Me proofreading a professional email for the tenth time to make sure | didnt call the CEOs mother a slur and that the attached file is my resume andntavide@ @f Me dancing naked
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Both of these scenes mean nothing now Miu @FlickyOps Comic Rule #1: No one stays d*ad except Uncle Ben
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post thinking about the time someone wrote a letter to Flannery O’Connor complaining that “your book left a bad taste in my mouth ” Flannery wrote back; “You weren’t supposed to eat it:”
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Adobe Illustrator, graphic design, nostalgiaFrank Cvetkovic Follow @gofrankgo bsky social Back in my Al used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that; tool day,
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal daughter: and this one? me: also carrots daughter: | don’t like carrots me: Iknow [how Ive kept my 3 year old from opening the family under the tree] gifts
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Christmas, holiday, winterPlease enjoy thls Hondenominatlonal winter scene. hoathon: You
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Tomorrow really need to tell you something’ me all night:
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post why this came with my pizza delivery: just don’t remember ordering this item with my two topping medium pizza omeo * Xcom @ihyomeo bro got a restaurant grade pizza cutter for free and got an attitude about it smh
![Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal daughter: and this one? me: also carrots daughter: | don’t like carrots me: Iknow [how Ive kept my 3 year old from opening the family under the tree] gifts](https://i1.wp.com/images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED834/694e435fead0d.jpeg?resize=768&w=768&ssl=1 "Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal daughter: and this one? me: also carrots daughter: | don’t like carrots me: Iknow [how Ive kept my 3 year old from opening the family under the tree] gifts")
