by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post t7 MILO reposted Tristin Hopper Follow @TristinHopper Life advice: The guy in a “fuck you hat would almost certainly you out of a burning car if needed: Anybody wearing a shirt mentioning “love’ or “kindness; meanwhile, might feign concern while watching you burn to death_ 1:04AM 5/31/26 218K Views 279 1 1.1K 13K 385 Relevant View quotes Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper – Id In their subsequent telling of your fiery death; they’Il manage to make themselves the main character. The “fuckyou’ hat guy, meanwhile; may never mention the rescue for the rest of his life_ 8 1l 9 594 Ill 6.9K pull
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan Years ago my wife and were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: “Can you shut up? You’ve got a very loud voice” _ said: “My girlfriend has very poor hearing: Isn’t that right?” And to her enormous credit she replied: “WHAT?”
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post The door to the dining area ofthe Alcobaca Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks who got too fat were forced to go into fasting:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Jennifer Yesterday Since you shared your Batman story, once had dreams of being a power girl Today So were you made from sugar; spice, and everything nice? No And ifthat line ever works for you; you should question why: It’s from the intro to powerpuff girls it’s not a pickup line lol Delivered puff
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Natalie Portman recalls meeting King Charles III on the red carpet for The Phantom Menace asked me if was in the original films was like, No__Im 18″ Kaseladen * @KaseOfLadens would also have fumbled talking to Natalie Portman “He
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post esjpg (57 KB, 460×460) Anonymous 09/27/19(Fri}17 28.43 No 54597642 Enjoying the little stories? be me; walking loca market stand with many different apples >desire t0 eat apple intensifies ~selecl ooking apple_ pproach apple lady t0 pay Just the one You can just have it_ ~nice early fall day ~walk streets eating free apple It s super juicy and crunchy t0 the max 9.5/10 Thanks apple lady things past pass good
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by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Django Gold @django watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post When you see the waitress carrying food to another table after thinking it was yours
