by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Conspiratorial Tem:_ Id @ “Farms use more water than Al II data centers OK,I’Il go without Al and you can g0 without food and we’Il see who lasts longer 153 125.4K 35.4K Ill 238K
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Jackson Crawford @Norsebysw Ido not understand the urge to amass wealth and then use it to interfere in other people’s lives If | had 62 billion dollars no one would ever see me again:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post An Australian bushranger named Joseph Johns escaped from prison so many times that the government had to build a special cell to hold him. The governor was $O confident of the cell; he said: ‘If you out again, IIl forgive you Johns escaped that one as well: get
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Imtiaz Mahmo:. Subscribe @ImtiazMadmood Iwas on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: “We apologize for the delay: We will resume shortly” The delay was maybe 3 minutes: Not a big deal: When the train started moving again, another announcement: “We sincerely apologize for the delay: We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds: This is unacceptable: Thank you for your patience” Three minutes and twenty seconds. measured it exactly: And called it unacceptable: When I got at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates: They off
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Got any fatherly advice for me? You don’t need togive opinionon everysingle daeea cpigic If don”treallyknow much about FyzitapicEreaperkew {ectoabou shut the fuck up
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents My grandma why does the astronaut have a gun?’ made with mematic
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Which would you take? Compound V OR. Super Soldier Serum 1 Kashi @JackSablier >A serum that gives you a totally random 1J* power and is more likely to make you >’ 4 _ fire and ruin your life >A serum that enhances all your physical and health capabilities to superhuman levels without consequences DINDUSTes 1 ISERUM SSrAKK ISOLOIER = ‘SUPEA = VOUCHT conpound
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post “Bridger Walker is the who saved his younger sister from a vicious dog attack He received ninety stitches throughout his body; but saved his three-year-old sister from certain death: “If someone was going to die, it must be me, Im the older brother” The World Boxing Council (WBC) recognized him as a World Heavyweight Champion for a dayl It will remain in the official historical record of the WBC. For that one he was the best fighter in the world:” WBC boy day; Morld P 2 8
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Minutes before the 2004 tsunami hit Thailand, a 10- year-old girl warned her parents it was coming: While on the beach, she recognized the warning signs of a tsunami as she had learned them in geography class just two weeks earlier. She is credited with saving the lives of hundreds of tourists
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month; and | just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, Im making it 2 months: My
