by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Trey driving for door dash is usually pretty boring until something like this comes thru Deliver by 2.32 PM Chipotle INSTRUCTIONS When you get to my stoop please press SB on the buzzer and WAIT FOR ME to come down: If there’s a big dude sitting on the steps claiming the food is his, do not believe him: That’s Larry: Please look him dead in the eye and say; “Screw you; Larry:” He has successfully hijacked my dinner on two separate occasions and refuse to let him feast on my dime a third time. Protect the at all costs. IIl tip extra: bag
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post data centers, politics, Technology RegulationPOLITICS Maine set to become first state with data center ban PUBLISHED THU, APR 9 2026.11.01 AM EDT UPDATED 4 HOURS AGo Emily Wilkins WATCH LIVE EMRWILKINS KEY POINTS Maine is poised to become the first state to pass a temporary ban on data center construction after a measure was approved by both chambers of the state legislature:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post WE DID IT, WE TIME TRAVELEDI LET ME ASK BUT TO WHAT THAT GUY YEAR? OVER THERE WHAT TIME ARE WE WE AREN’T THE IN? ONLY TIME TRAVELERS HERE 59 B.C:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850 Cof fee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktruther String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Animals, dogs, petsjarrett @JarrettsPosts the best thing about dogs is U can act like something really good just happened and they’Il instantly start celebrating too have no idea what the context ‘re just always ready to party no matter what: they they” iS,
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Jenny $. Give me your greatest love story: Jack D. was dating a girl, and on our second date she made me dinner at her apartment. Sometime during the evening | walked around her place looking at the art she had on the wall. One print looked very familiar: She said she found it at a thrift store a few years back and it was the first decoration she bought when she moved to this state. Then it hit me why it looked familiar: my grandmother had painted it. I’d been looking at the original my entire life. My grandmother was a prolific local artist, but it was the only painting she ever had made into a Anyway; we’ve been married 16 years now; and the original piece hangs in our house. print.
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post SassyLady1961 @SLady1961 When see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, pretend need something and say; “Excuse me, do you work here?” Just to help keep things real:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post freshman year roommate sat me II down 1and was like Heads up: I’Il be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some guys to the dorm this year SO, if that scares yoU, grow up cuz this ain’t high schooll” Anyway; he brought one girl back the 1 whole year and now re married_ My Day they’
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Lord of the Rings, Mordor, one does not simplyVARIET} went like this think And then, wasn’t it something about “Mordor VARIE It was over 20 years ago You know; one does not simply remember lines from that long ago_
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Jake R met a girl last night_ this is how it’s going gopd meeting vou Jast nfightl We should halg sometime who is this? Jake Is this Megai fromithe bar? nah man this is Trevor from the Wendy’s Oh damnushe gave me the Wiong nuumber stay strong bro come by for a free frosty Hley
