by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post 6Ix + @okGixx So found out my husband has been telling his coworkers that he’s lactose intolerant: He’s not He just doesn’t want to participate in the office ice cream socials because he thinks they’re “forced fun: Been doing this for THREE YEARS. His company just spent $4,000 installing a dedicated dairy-free freezer in the break room: There’s a ribbon cutting ceremony next week: The CEO is coming: Theyre naming it after my husband: ‘Dave’s Inclusive Freezer Initiative” is going to be used as a case study in their diversity training: My husband is spiraling: He’s in too deep. I told him to come clean: He’s considering just becoming actually lactose intolerant through sheer force of will.
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post saber-chan 1 spent all doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story jumpyhyliannetop know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really metaphor for my life day good
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post broke, inflation, money27 X.com @dimvji everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars 7.29AM 6/29/26 500K Views 42 1 74K 80K 782 Relevant View quotes Suaveo @ GiftedManley 4h Thope you never $200 so you don’t fuck it up for US again 1 1 11 574 Il 7.4K get
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Anonymous 02.41.23 No.11583612 I 1719792097085 jpg: 43 KB JPG “What’s this?” “Your game sir: “No that can’t be right | haven’t downloaded it yet:’ “You just put the disc in and your machine runit whenever you like will
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post average sleep, Japan, sleep deprivationJapan ranks as one of the world’s most sleep-deprived developed nations, with an average sleep duration of 7 hours and 42 minutes imbeingsarcastic @ibe_sarcastic Im sorry_this is deprived?
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post brendaaa Im on the bus and this guy is so fine but he has aniPhone 6 therealestone And you’re on a bus
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post flirting realization, men women, twitterKelsey Brooks @kels_brooks Men, serious question: do you know when a woman is actually flirting with 10.47 AM Twitter for iPhone 0 Dylan Hawke @hawke_outdoors 23h It comes to you in a fiash of realization 7 years later: How you?
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post adulting, field trips, work lifeField trips are wasted on kids Imagine getting a whole off of work and getting to learn how an old watermill from the 1800s works_ That’s the dream day
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post THIS HAPPENED IN METAL GEAR SOLID 2 AWARD Dexerto @Dexerto. Id A US general admits to using Al to make military decisions hatGP’ Major General William ‘Hank Army top key
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post ryan @RyanFMandelbaum what do you think it’s like to be a things just happen to you for no explainable reason: now re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for. urinating? now re wearing a hat and there’ s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do 10.50AM 2024-04-26 1IM Views 3.9K Reposts 246 Quotes 52K Likes 2.1K Bookmarks pet: you’ you’ [
