by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Dewey go easyon the orange juice That stuff doesntgrow on: Sowhy is itso Waititdoesl damn expensive?!
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post bro, Netflix, wifi passwordBatman @Drunt shared my wifi password with my neighbour and he’s been using it for 5 months. Today as | was outside with my he just came up to me and said if like Netflix said Yes and then & there he just added me to his Netflix account & left. A real bro has been found: Firm handshakes brother dog;
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post A lot of respect to the melon for collecting the seeds neatly in pile and not scattering them all over the fruit like a fucking watermelon.
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post georgie @BeefyGorilla What’s an oddly romantic thing that’s happened toyou on a date? fiona @fionerss Was on a date with a guy and we kissed and his watch started beeped really loud and we looked down and it said abnormal heart rate detected” Iol
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Mikey @KrunkedRobot Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station’s phone number: just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post WHY DONT YOU TRY VIOLATING MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS NOW BUDDY? 6 E>7 Ko O(S
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post can t believe he didnt Do men even cry during Titanicl have feelings? >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who fucked her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this great love story
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post What geologists have for breakfast rare-jpg @rare_jpg . Sd
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post ST The Straits Times Nerds Grey = Your bowl of rice is hurting the climate too_ Mich Damn; was gonna blame the billionaires with private jets, but sure ~let’s go after my lunch:
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Suev @bookslattes The worst streaming services did was convince people that 8 episodes is a full season: thing
