by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? THEFACT THAT SOMEBODYLOOKED ATA PURPLE ONION AND NAMED TT A RED ONION “CERS _
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post wokeandwoofing Follow @wokeandwoofing Itold my landord he should hire a trans person, and he replied Oh go on then, thatIl be a laugh; what shall 1go for one of the confused autistic teenagers, or a midlife crisis pervert” Literally shaking right now: 3.16 PM 12 Jan 25 4.8M Views 2,621 Reposts 511 Quotes 68.8K Likes pub
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Tomourowisnotpromised Callyour siblings today Iko- andtell them thevteuglyand that thevfteadopted
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post ”Sir we’ve seized 3 tons of marijuana’ “Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?” “Yes sir; 8 grams of marijuana” L
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post David Grohl @FooGDave 14h If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’Il hear messages from the devil: Even worse, if you play it forwards you’Il hear Nickelback_
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post DAD EJ Online Dad; did you go to the same school as me? YES The same school as you; only 35 years ago Why do you ask? Well; Mrs: Johnson said today that she hasn’t seen an idiot like me in 35 years
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post The longer we’re married the more | realize that 95% of the time my husband is right I just didn’t like his tone dx
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Congratulations Katy Perry and Blue Origin “crew” . You did the same thing Ham the chimp did in 1961.