by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post childhood, generational differences, parentingjoe heenan @joeheenan daughter: Can I go to my friend’s house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you’re ok Me when I was 10: Im off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner’s at 5 My
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post comeback, sharp pencil, workplaceNicki @nickimoraa Ionce heard my boss man say to another employee “You know John, you’re not the sharpest pencil in the box” and without skipping a beat the guy “Welp boss a sharp pencil is a sign it ain’t never done a lick of work” | think about that to this replied man, day:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post The word 0f the is: DICKTIM (n. ) A person who cts like a dick, then ects like victim about it. day
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Hannah Baxter @Isapalindrome Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the fish flops onto the floor 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water: bag-
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post 50 Cent was paying $25K-S40K a month in child support; almost $500K a year: His ex said it wasn’t enough, so she took it to court: Thejudge cut it tojust $6,700 a month_from $500K to under $90K “Ileuhonoratr alaee m_a_h_a_40_ 50 cent simply can’t lose in this lifetime
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post book wheel, historical inventions, relatablemy ancestors never dreamed of having this many tabs open at once 7.04 PM 2023-01-05 Twitter Web 491K Views 19.1K Likes aphony-cree Follow Thls feels Iike a good time add one of my favorite weird inventions from history: The book wheel, invented in 1588 App
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post When you’re an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Everything in this picture is now in your pocket:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post a man is hard asf No No makeup. No lashes. If you ugly you just ugly: Being wigs.
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post cat, handsome, loveHey babe met a guy today He was really handsome and | think Im in love with him His name is Rodger Show me the cat
