by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post “In 1996, Pepsi joked in a commercial that you could a Harrier fighter jet for 7 million Pepsi Points A 21-year-old did the math, raised $700,000, and formally ordered the jet. Pepsi refused He sued Advertising was never the same get _
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago Vegan bride uninvites meat-eating guests from wedding abcZws/2SM6al8 BlG UALKERS VEGAN BRIDE BANS ALL ‘OMNIVORE’ GUESTS Medusa @BionicBombshell Imagine the sigh of relief when you get uninvited to a 20-year olds vegan wedding
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post Schools: Closed Police: Please stay home Buses: We’re not driving City: Please don’t drive Fire Department: We’re having a hard time getting to emergencies Minimum Wage Bosses: So when are you coming in?
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post branwell-bronte Follow 6’1 white man on |_ 18h 66 i want a ok bro have fun talking about invader zim with a 31 yr old pharmacy tech 408 2 4,266 52.3K Show this thread kumabees Follow #This is like going Oh you want lemonade? Have fun drinking sugar & lemons #like bro i will. thats i ordered the lemonade gf” big goth titty why
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post government, Property taxes, survival tipsIf you ever get lost in the woods, stay calm and build a little cabin for safety. Soon enough, the government will find you to charge you property taxes.
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post Whenever I get a scam text, I post their number on Craigslist selling absurdly cheap tickets to whatever enormous pop star is touring: Their phone explodes: Your package is being held due to an unpaid fee: Verify info now: myparcel-confirm. center _ com what have you done? evilwizard help-
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post Ken Allen; an orangutan at the San Zoo, became famous for his many successful escapes. During each breakout; he would peacefully stroll around the zoo and look at the other animals as if he were just taking a walk: He never acted aggressively toward visitors; but he did throw rocks at Otis, another orangutan he hated: Diego
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post Roxi Horror @roxiqt As a kid, had to wear a brace because of scoliosis. was also bullied a lot. In 6th grade; a kid said he was gonna punch me: said “Okay, punch me in the stomach:” He broke 3 fingers on my steel brace & got suspended. I laughed until cried. He never bothered me again:
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post DropTheDie @DropTheDie My health insurance sent me a letter telling me they’re cancelling my health insurance because don’t know my address_ So tomorrow | have to read that back to them and see if can see the problem there. they they
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post billboard, dogs, Ricky GervaisRicky Gervais Follow @rickygervais Had another complaint: Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back well you know what to do then” IF YOU DON’T LIKE DOCS YOU Can FUCK OFF VODKA DUTCHBARM.COM drnbuntute Cole 9:14 pm 02 Dec 25 814K Views 8,276 Reposts 533 Quotes 60.9K Likes they QUICH BarH
