by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Genie: “You have 3 wishes” Me: “I wish was always right” Genie: you have 2 more wishes” Me: have 3″ @itsclarksonstarm Genie “Ok, “No,
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Carl waffle house is nasty: terrible cooks, idiot staff Waffle House @wafflehouse Please come say this to our face location will do: HOUSE NJOP Iarfu; Any
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post T/ AskReddit WAdventure84 6h What evil prank have you pulled off? Discussion 23.5k 5.8k Share BEST COMMENTS Troidin 3h 8 Awards My mum’s laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter: copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again; so the file would change but nothing would change visibly the monitor: The pictures would change every 10 seconds: one of the images | painted a tiny little curly moustache on her: So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up,it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone Replv 12.6k on On
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post advice, twitter, unsolicited adviceNomzamo Mbatha @NomzamoMbatha Don’t give advice to someone who didn’t ask for it 03.02 am 10 Nov 25 Twitter for iPhone Darius Cortez @Cortez 2d Replying to @NomzamoMbatha Sorry but who asked for this advice
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post education system, public schools, social mediaMe whenever someone blames social media, fluoride, GMOs, TV, and cell phones for the dumbing down of our society: give a little credit to our public schoolsl Hey;
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Austin R. @ARichards85 My dad texting me with some bad news You’d think he lost a son: Dad Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died: Been through a lot together: Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives_ Went out quiet; like a cowboy: Must’ve kept 10,000 beers cold Thinking about giving it a proper funeral:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, Tolkienstrudelofwrath 21h have read the Silmarillion, cover-to-cover; six times. So believe me when tell you do not know what happens in the Silmarillion
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post When you notice the Not dishwasher safe” marking on the you’ve been putting in the dishwasher twice a week for years That sign can’t because I can’t readl thing stop me
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post “Virus enters the body The immune system: Either the virus goes or everyone goes
