by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Aize @aizelights saw a husband today trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that’s the kind of marriage i want_ Owen fvckowen want a wife that can read the menu properly:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post anakin skywalker, padme amidala, Star WarsPadme: No, Anakin; we can t be together” The outfit that Padme chose during this conversation:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post INSTEAD OF JUST EXPOSING CRIMES ALL DAY; EVERY DAY; CAN WE GET TO THE PART WHERE THE CRIMINALS ARE ARRESTED AND JUSTICE IS SERVED?
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Number one work rule; Be careful who you vent to @Everydayproblems Just because they listen, it doesn’t mean that they ‘re your friend:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family jokes, pirate jokesIs ur dad a pirate? Cus you’re a treasure dad abandoned me Well an abandoned treasure No, why My
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Sean Bowie Sean B_taketwo Thinking a lot about a coworker who didnt tell anyone he was retiring and just left at the end of his last day and never came back:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post The Ways of A Gentle: 06 Nov “Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker” C.S: Lewis
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post factory, Lord of the Rings, Saruman@Spacecorgi 2y ag0 love that one middle-management orc who kept arguing with Saruman about realistic factory output: 0 10K Sp
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Confession, family, parentingGood dad rconfession u/46irom1971 have lied to son about manatees for the last 24 years 24 years ago, my 6-year-old son got me a birthday present: It was a mug with a picture of a manatee on it: He got upset when wasn”t sufficiently thrilled with his gift. assured him that | loved it saying that manatees were my favorite animals Since then, manatee themed items have been my default gift from him: Manatee shirts, manatee calendars manatee beer steins, and sO much more. 24 years of manatee items My confession is that manatees are not my favorite animal in the whole wide wiorld. Never have been: Now my deception has reached it’$ zenith: Next year am turning 55 and he is turning 30. For Christmas,my son has booked a trip for the tWo of us to go to Florida to see manatees My son is sO excited for this trip and is everyone in our family about it: my telling
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post te ouse PL would like on their behalf; dedicate this award to me. Without me they’re nothing: Iam truly fantastic and an honor to work with: to,
