by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post rShowerthoughts u/PabloGaviria_Escobar 3h There’s only two days in our lifetime that are not 24 hours . the we are born; and the we die. 144 43 Share BEST COMMENTS KeyBanger * 2h Iwas born at exactly midnight. Im going to kill myself at exactly midnight. Just to prove you wrong: Reply 65 RaunchyRascal 2h Your obituary better say that you lived every to the fullest day day day-
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post awkward, relatable, self deprecatingUnfortunately, Im not pretty enough to be considered a hot mess, but I do identify asa. Room temperature inconvenience
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post [/Showerthoughts Posted by u/kpingvin T2h While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them JillleBean8g 12h Mine does that when Im awake
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post debt, IRS, taxesHow much do I owe you? Me How much do you THINK you owe? The IRS 0 Lts
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post dogs, Hollywood, Jack Russell TerrierHollywood went downhill after they stopped casting jack russell terriers e9Oskidlibrary
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Stephen Hawking cheated and left his wife of 30 years who supported him through his illness; to marry his nurse; who was married to the guy who built his speech device The second marriage ended in drama: His Znd wife was apparently abusive and maybe broke his wrist Ist wife 2nd wife (nurse) 61K Dislike DryRockmemes @dryrock It’s a tragic irony that one of the greatest minds of 0u58 time couldn’t solve the basic equation of loyalty and gratitude. Genius in physics doesn’t guarantee wisdom in life choices Share
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Dexerto @Dexerto 2h Google has agreed to pay a $68 million settlement in a lawsuit that included claims its voice assistant secretly recorded users and shared the data with advertisers Google
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn Seems like the “how to use a fire extinguisher” video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30 second ad before it_
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post when someone aSks me wny | never leave the house. Unfortunately there are in our socE 8 people iety
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Ada Lluch @ada_lluch 8h Iam tired of making pornstars and silly people famous: Let’s make him famous instead: The Spanish Dr: Mariano Barbacid has found the cure for the most common type of pancreatic cancer: He deserves the Nobel Pricel