by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post ”Sir we’ve seized 3 tons of marijuana’ “Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?” “Yes sir; 8 grams of marijuana” L
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post David Grohl @FooGDave 14h If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’Il hear messages from the devil: Even worse, if you play it forwards you’Il hear Nickelback_
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post DAD EJ Online Dad; did you go to the same school as me? YES The same school as you; only 35 years ago Why do you ask? Well; Mrs: Johnson said today that she hasn’t seen an idiot like me in 35 years
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post The longer we’re married the more | realize that 95% of the time my husband is right I just didn’t like his tone dx
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post Congratulations Katy Perry and Blue Origin “crew” . You did the same thing Ham the chimp did in 1961.
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post [DON’T KNOW WHO NEEDS TOHEAR THIS, BUT KEEPING SCHOOL LIBRARIES AGE- APPROPRIATE IS NOT THE SAME AS BOoK BANNING 0
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post Werner Twertzog @WernerTwertzog Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we alone , in filth yes, little girl, | shall a box of Thin Mints die, SO, buy
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post 3 8 @camiamm Iam so fascinated by people who don’t drink coffee: What is your morning vice to get you through the day? fries van noten @DamnDidHeReally Hatred
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post shouted at my kitty today for naughty: 5 mins later find my other kitty comforting her and glaring at me being