by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Ilost my ex at a party and found her making out with another guy in one of the bedrooms. Mlost my girlfriend at a party and found her in the upstairs bathroom petting the hosts cats (6 Upgrades, people. Upgrades 10.57 AM 01 Dec 19 Twitter for Android
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Giff Lasta @GiffLasta Mel Gibson is DIRECTING a series about the siege of Malta, where a 70-year-old badass named Valette held off an army of 40,000 Turks with 700 knights. But what actor will he cast to PLAY Valette? Oh well_Im sure heIl find someone.
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post rnorningstars Follow The last play | watched before the pandemic was a Beauty And The Beast adaptation and when Gaston proposed to Belle there was this little in the audience who yelled NOOO DON’T SAY YES, SO when Belle naturally turned him down Gaston turned to the with his hands on his hips and said “well; now look what you’ve done” alkthash Follow #no one breaks the fourth wall like gaston boy boy
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post A man fired after his company discovered he’d been secretly working remotely from a Carnival cruise ship for the past 14 months: Ronald If he was getting the work done, who cares where he was working from? Haters gonna hate got
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Nobody: Crows and Ravens. Son, see that guy who fed us yesterday? Tell your sons and their sons to watch over him: imgilp com
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he’s about to the screen; load an ad and shift everything down half an inch: Keep ` tap –
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post ex wife, headaches, relatablethought it might be a problem when | saw my ex was the new mail but magically my wife stopped getting headaches lady @Kodiak76239
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post An IBM training manual from 1979. A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION Natasha Carter This was written when peonle had brains
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post bad decisions, overthinking, relatableAll this overthinking and I still make the worst decisions
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics Rode my bike to the liquor store to a bottle of whiskey: Before headed home | thought; “what if | this on the way back and the bottle breaks?” So | drank the entire Good because | fell off my bike seven times on the way home. Merica: get drop thing: thing;
