by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post SassyLady1961 @SLady1961 When see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, pretend need something and say; “Excuse me, do you work here?” Just to help keep things real:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post freshman year roommate sat me II down 1and was like Heads up: I’Il be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some guys to the dorm this year SO, if that scares yoU, grow up cuz this ain’t high schooll” Anyway; he brought one girl back the 1 whole year and now re married_ My Day they’
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Lord of the Rings, Mordor, one does not simplyVARIET} went like this think And then, wasn’t it something about “Mordor VARIE It was over 20 years ago You know; one does not simply remember lines from that long ago_
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Jake R met a girl last night_ this is how it’s going gopd meeting vou Jast nfightl We should halg sometime who is this? Jake Is this Megai fromithe bar? nah man this is Trevor from the Wendy’s Oh damnushe gave me the Wiong nuumber stay strong bro come by for a free frosty Hley
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post cat, caught, chimneyThis cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they’ve been HAD
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post controversial, office politics, workplaceWhen you post a controversial work meme and it triggers exactly the people it was written for
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post IIl doordash this S12 item *dasher tip* *service fee* *existing fee* Your total is $74
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, SO can grill sausages while march Ce Cjay @ced_jayy This is a nation of professional protesters: they they
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post adulthood, Getting old, NetflixFinally old enough to do anything that want Too tired to actually do it hetflixnmovies
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Tether Babble & @cliff_ohio Street rules are funny: You can betray my trust; lure me somewhere under false pretenses and rob me but snitching means /’M the one with a moral deficit
