by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post catchymemes Follow Jul 14,2023 SKH @shalaylaa inthe pub was telling me his job is every time a plane over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n hejust goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a Boy’ flys day
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Me showing up everyday with fresh memes harvested from exotic lands to entertain all the ungrateful peasants
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Fo0 the 2kgth ~E Fime 1 hi ave fov&d Y<&_ C44l$ , hove tafbr moxn 0xt$ 62 My 82 year old grandad sends me a valentines card every His writing is getting worse because of his tremor; but he always insists on writing it himself: wal I&z year:
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post July 4th, 1776 British: just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true Thomas Jefferson: didn say i. declared it
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Domino’s Pizza UK @Dominos UK BREAKING NEWS OFFICIAL STATEMENT In response to trends in the gaming industry;as of Ist April 2027 Dominos UK will cease production of physical pizzas and shift to production of digital pizzas only: Consumers will be able to download our full range of delicious pizza codes and; using the power of the imagination; enjoy them in an entirely virtual sense:
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Power Grid Prepares for Holiday Heat Wave with New Thermostat Recommendations THERMOSTAT RECOMMENDATIONS 789F when you’re home 86’F when you’re 84PF – when you’re TIPS ON Anthony @TonyDuzlt98 For real?i? If there’s enough juice for data centers, there’S enough juice for me to run my AC_ away sleeping CONSERVING ENERGY THIS WEEK
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post 6Ix + @okGixx So found out my husband has been telling his coworkers that he’s lactose intolerant: He’s not He just doesn’t want to participate in the office ice cream socials because he thinks they’re “forced fun: Been doing this for THREE YEARS. His company just spent $4,000 installing a dedicated dairy-free freezer in the break room: There’s a ribbon cutting ceremony next week: The CEO is coming: Theyre naming it after my husband: ‘Dave’s Inclusive Freezer Initiative” is going to be used as a case study in their diversity training: My husband is spiraling: He’s in too deep. I told him to come clean: He’s considering just becoming actually lactose intolerant through sheer force of will.
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post saber-chan 1 spent all doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story jumpyhyliannetop know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really metaphor for my life day good
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post broke, inflation, money27 X.com @dimvji everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars 7.29AM 6/29/26 500K Views 42 1 74K 80K 782 Relevant View quotes Suaveo @ GiftedManley 4h Thope you never $200 so you don’t fuck it up for US again 1 1 11 574 Il 7.4K get
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Anonymous 02.41.23 No.11583612 I 1719792097085 jpg: 43 KB JPG “What’s this?” “Your game sir: “No that can’t be right | haven’t downloaded it yet:’ “You just put the disc in and your machine runit whenever you like will
