by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Me: *attempts telepathic communication with dolphins* CIA: That’s illegal (google it)
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post When your buddy goes, “hey dude, just lost my kingdom, can crash at your place until | get back on my feet?” and then stays for 16 generations of his bloodline
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician We all owe @Ford a huge thankyou: In 2023, were granted a patent for playing ads on car infotainment systems: But instead of using it, Ford claims they filed the patent to prevent anyone else from doingit: And after a few years, it looks like weren’t lying: Because nobody wants to live in a world where you have to watch an ad or pay for premium just to start your fucking car: they they
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Neither side eats bacon: This is not my war: I care not_
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post darth vader, luke skywalker, star warsIt makes sense for surviving Imperials to be terrified of Luke Skywalker. As far as knew; he went into a room with Vader & The Emperor and was the only one who survived_ they
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post SK Media Follow @Spaghettikozak Why is the leader of Iran giving loading screen tips? Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir . 6d Increasing combat capabilities prevents the enemy from attacking:
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post POV: You wake back up in 1996 and it was all just a bad dream
by Carry 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post In 2008, Nebraska implemented a law allowing parents to drop off unwanted newborns at safe havens; however; the law did not specify an age limit: Within weeks, 36 children were dropped off none of them were newborns; and many were over the age of 10,with the oldest being 17 years old. Safe Haven Baby Box Drop Oft Please do not open door unless you are in need of services. Ieenjeb Tuarhs H narecerl r estesenikio Silent Alarm Will Activate: Lacorpucrta Jablertaettivarduna Lea silenkiosa Haven Sarer
