by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Ben Wetherbee @wetherbeephd Art museums: art is cool Science museums: science is cool Natural history museums: prehistoric animals were cool Maritime museums in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula: Lake Superior will kill you and everyone you love
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Just Ang @HoustonAngie took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once_ woke up on the front lawn of my parents’ house the next lived 150 miles away: Apparently a cab driver asked for my address and | gave him theirs: dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard: day: My
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Actually I don’t need gas anymore Please see cashier
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post when your buddy lights up in the non smoking rental car that’s under your name
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post bear classification, star wars, unfair outrageYou are called a bear, but we do not classify you as a bear: What? How can you do this? This is outrageous; It”s unfair How can you be called a bear; but not be a real bear? Take a seat, young marsupial.
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post ICs Ilke wete t00 old to trick or treat and tooxyoung t0 die. dallonvveckes: isntthata panicatthe disco alum
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post John Slaughter @JSlaughterEsq On the way to work and my wife calls: *Answer the phone* It’s my 5 year old: 66 Dad what’s your favorite turtle?” 66 99 Me: Alligator Snapping Turtle:’ 66 99 Son: “okay:’ *click* Last edited 9.21AM 5/28/25 1.5M Views 260 1 1.3K 80K Esq:
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Mr: One Million @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and | ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan He starts his videos by saying “g’day curd nerds” and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself 4.50 AM 3/16/20 Twitter Web App
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post James Kliig @reaUamesKlug Still kinda blows my mind that women fought for the right to experience this
by Carry 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post marla @starvingmarl so its inside now marla @starvingmarl Id CAME HOME FROM WORK AND THERES A PIG AT MY FRONT DOOR??
