by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post Ml bUul 8 a MACHINE THAT DOESN’T WORK very 3 good
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post Me: *attempts telepathic communication with dolphins* CIA: That’s illegal (google it)
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post Waking up after telling the nice doctor the truth
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post When your buddy goes, “hey dude, just lost my kingdom, can crash at your place until | get back on my feet?” and then stays for 16 generations of his bloodline
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician We all owe @Ford a huge thankyou: In 2023, were granted a patent for playing ads on car infotainment systems: But instead of using it, Ford claims they filed the patent to prevent anyone else from doingit: And after a few years, it looks like weren’t lying: Because nobody wants to live in a world where you have to watch an ad or pay for premium just to start your fucking car: they they
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post Neither side eats bacon: This is not my war: I care not_
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post darth vader, luke skywalker, star warsIt makes sense for surviving Imperials to be terrified of Luke Skywalker. As far as knew; he went into a room with Vader & The Emperor and was the only one who survived_ they
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post SK Media Follow @Spaghettikozak Why is the leader of Iran giving loading screen tips? Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir . 6d Increasing combat capabilities prevents the enemy from attacking:
by Carry 12 months ago12 months ago View Full Post POV: You wake back up in 1996 and it was all just a bad dream