by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post If had only a left to live | would have sex with anything that moved Stand What would you do? very still: day
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post WELCOME TO HELL It SAYS HERE YOU WERE A CLIMATE SCIENTIST THAT MEANS YOU G0 NAME, PLEASE? THAT ABUSED SCIENCE TO THE FiRST LEVEL. FOR FAME AND FOURTUNE SO _ JOE lcuu WELL, GLESS IT THAT’S THE HOTTEST LEVEL, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT COULD BE WORSE_ BECALSE HEAT RISES IF YOU WERE A REAL SCIENTIST JOE vanide and Happiness @ Explosm
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Boomers: Ican’t believe wore bell bottoms’ Gen-X “| can’t believe wore my hair like that” Millennials I can’t believe was goth/emo” Gen-z ‘Ican’t believe | cut my dick off”
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post death star, flat earth, star warsWhere is the curve? The flat Death Star societv
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Back in my ~day; we were mocked for insisting the government had a secret underground bunker forthe rich and powerful Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed @CRALMdLIBERTY
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Ewan McGregor, Royal Air Force, star warsThe fact that Ewan McGregor’ s brother Colin McGregor is a pilot in the Royal Air Force and his aviator nickname is “Obi- Two” is my new favorite bit of knowledge
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Me when I hear India and Pakistan are about to go to war: @GovernmentlsTheNewReligion HOPE TEANS FUK JusT BOTH HAVE
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post ”Nah; man. Night shift is pretty Derek; age 24 easy:”
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Me, looking at my coworkers, as [m hauled off to HR for ajoke Ijust told:
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post food influencer, Lord of the Rings, Sam GamgeeSam Gamgee: the original food influencer under pressure monsieurenjlolras Follow Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time