by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post 17’$ CALLED The HeGelian Dialect , JIMMY , BAsically They CReate The_PRoblem To Get_The Reaction They WANT FRom The People, AND Then They Accept The_Solution They OffeR– AND If They’ Re Really ScAReD , They Ll Beg Them FOR It _
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post its that easy The TSA guy said my toothpaste was too big And took it And | nodded solemnly and said “the world’s a safer place And he laughed and gave it back now”
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post 4I ‘tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt? Shut up. ( paid that bill against my will:
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post Oh you wanted to wash your hands for more than 4 seconds? Well that’s just too fucking bad
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post Irecreated a S2000 designer for about S50 Mine S2000 lamp 166 comments You built yours backwards 42SmOke 4d 1,6K 25 Reverse engineering duh Artebobble 2d lamp
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post Byerly @paigebyerly So my husband told me that his coworker gave him homemade bath bombs over the holidays & that he tried one & it didn’t dissolve v well but he’d never used one before & thought it was normal. He left the other one for me & | just tried it. It. Is.A. COOKIE: Paige
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post U.S: Naval Institute @NavalInstitute During the Solomon Islands campaign, a Marine on night sentry duty heard someone approaching in the jungle and fired a few bursts from his machine gun. A voice called out: “Hold up your firel We are Americans. am bringingin my platoon” The Marine responded by blasting away with his weapon, wiping out a Japanese patrol: When asked how he knew they were the enemy; he explained that were “Just too damned grammatical to be Marines” #SeaStorySaturday they
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE GOTTA HELP THE MINORITIES Global PopulaUon by Rnoe Goonnnnnnn nn nnn “Minorities” Majority
by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post kira @kirawontmiss 7h Uno is already a dangerous game but with money on the line are gonna need the Avengers as security scorts Yahoo Sports @YahooSp: IIh UNO is being added as a table game to casinos in Las Vegas (via Las Vegas Review-Journal) BREAKIB 195 11.gK 17.4K Il 568K they UNO
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