by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post ICs Ilke wete t00 old to trick or treat and tooxyoung t0 die. dallonvveckes: isntthata panicatthe disco alum
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post John Slaughter @JSlaughterEsq On the way to work and my wife calls: *Answer the phone* It’s my 5 year old: 66 Dad what’s your favorite turtle?” 66 99 Me: Alligator Snapping Turtle:’ 66 99 Son: “okay:’ *click* Last edited 9.21AM 5/28/25 1.5M Views 260 1 1.3K 80K Esq:
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Mr: One Million @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and | ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan He starts his videos by saying “g’day curd nerds” and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself 4.50 AM 3/16/20 Twitter Web App
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post James Kliig @reaUamesKlug Still kinda blows my mind that women fought for the right to experience this
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post marla @starvingmarl so its inside now marla @starvingmarl Id CAME HOME FROM WORK AND THERES A PIG AT MY FRONT DOOR??
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Sheepsiuip @shcepshoipou 2d my favorite about deep sea cams are the ridiculous number of fish just standing around on the ground or WALKING around: what’$ going on down there- 0342 118,2K 204K I 15M L sneepsnorp @sneepsnorp3d Id Replying to @K2draws 2 JJuu JJ0 utat 0.3m1 SGu 0314 thing
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post am making a omelet flips it* im making scrambled egs
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post nia simone @niasimonexo What “old person” thing do you do? fjaystaytrill Run errands early as shit before the idiots wake up
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Made Some Bad Choices In Life But | Never Bought A Pair Of Crocs
by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post The bottom of my heel watching me lotion on my wiener for the fourth time today put
