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by Carry 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 07/16/25(Wed)08.25.15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he’s been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and 685 KB JPG great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a fucking chapter book What the fuck is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? Fuck my life, | excited over nothing Anonymous 07/16/25(Wed)08.29.34 No.81849885 2281849846_(QP)# >chapter book Are you a kindergartener? got
by Carry 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post natalieironside “Top 10 Pranks That Too Far” compilation where #1 is Liu Bang founding the Han Dynasty steve-the-evets hold on I gotta Google somelhing: Okay that’s funny natalieironside People are asking what this means, SO: Liu Bang was provincial constable (basically sheriff) in Classical China who one day was transporting some prisoners who escaped: The penalty for allowing prisoners escape was death; so my man looked al his prospects and welp in ior penny; in tor pound” and decided t0 go join up wilh the dudes who’d been his prisoners minutes ago. This kicked off chain of events that led t0 him becoming bandit chief and eventually rebel general and ended with him overthrowing the Qin dynasty and becoming Emperor Gaozu of Han; And you Ihink had weird day at work bobolobocus You ever mess Up your job so bad thal Ihe only way t0 recover is I0 overthrow the government? Source nalalieironside 34,149 notes Went said you
by Carry 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post TRADE OFFER i receive: you receive: corner in less bugs in your room your room spiders
by Carry 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post In the early 1990s | realised that our cable TV system used inline filters to filter out the premium channels. The neighborhood cable distribution box was in our back yard and it was not locked. Lunscrewed the filters for our house and connected the ends together: Suddenly we had Disney; HBO, and Cinemax started worrying that a technician might notice that the filters were missing: To solve this, drilled out the centers of the 3 filters and reinstalled them: also somehow ran single solid copper wire all the way through the center of the 3 filters. The wire performed perfectly as the center conductor of the coax We had the premium channels for several more years; until they changed the cable technology: still have those drilled out filters ARCOM Made LABS ArcOM La3s
by Carry 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post Operator: 911 What $ your emergency? Responder: My wifes going Into labor | don’ ( know what t0 do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths Is her husband naughialer: Jnnesiplclureadalll Nat Ine tre Ior . dad Joko; He $ ready
by Carry 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post never deleting this app: Tom @CFCTom9g Id My Grandad is 75 next year; he didnt fight two world wars for this sillyness 0 52 0 20 355 Bobo N1 @MooBozo . Id The first world war was more than 100 years ago. How did your granddad fight that? 0 7 0 3 106 Tom @CFCTom9g He didnt fight as Ijust said
by Carry 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog said that | don’t like female analysts and reporters in football: No, don’t care if that upsets you: No, don’t apologize Yes, think women are feminizing traditionally male spaces. Yes, think that’s bad. Yes, I’m right: your whining doesn’t change any of this Matt Walsh MattWalshBlog Well after having thousands of emotional women scream at me for the past 24 hours; have reevaluated my original position and come to the conclusion that I’m even more right than initially realized 2.43 PM 08 Sep 21 Twvitter TOr IPhane Yes; No,
