by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Me: *attempts telepathic communication with dolphins* CIA: That’s illegal (google it)
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post When your buddy goes, “hey dude, just lost my kingdom, can crash at your place until | get back on my feet?” and then stays for 16 generations of his bloodline
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician We all owe @Ford a huge thankyou: In 2023, were granted a patent for playing ads on car infotainment systems: But instead of using it, Ford claims they filed the patent to prevent anyone else from doingit: And after a few years, it looks like weren’t lying: Because nobody wants to live in a world where you have to watch an ad or pay for premium just to start your fucking car: they they
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Neither side eats bacon: This is not my war: I care not_
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post darth vader, luke skywalker, star warsIt makes sense for surviving Imperials to be terrified of Luke Skywalker. As far as knew; he went into a room with Vader & The Emperor and was the only one who survived_ they
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post SK Media Follow @Spaghettikozak Why is the leader of Iran giving loading screen tips? Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir . 6d Increasing combat capabilities prevents the enemy from attacking:
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post POV: You wake back up in 1996 and it was all just a bad dream
